- 11/03/24 
uruk-hai tattoo -
I dreamt that I was at the Cinderella castle at Disneyland - and the only person inside was the beast (from beauty and the beast, obviously). He offered to give ne a tattoo for cheap, so I accepted and followed him into the side room where he gave me a tattoo. I believe that the design was my idea – and I thought it was really cool at the time: all completely black, there were two handprints on my scapula like the Uruk-hai from LOTR, and both of my shoulders and arms were completely black. The black went down my sides and ended around the small of my back (in a pattern that looked very gross, like pubes or something) the pattern was a keyhole effect like an open back dress… kind-of tattoo.
I left the castle very satisfied, and the next day I went to work only to immediately be made fun of by my coworkers. Only then did I realize that I picked out a really ugly design. The full black arms I was regretting the most – along with my tramp stamp pattern. And at this point of the dream, I “woke up” and was relieved that it was only a dream… only to look down at my arms and see they were still tattooed. I freaked out and went to a shop to get them removed, and the best they could do was cover up the tramp stamp with another tattoo – which I accepted. It was a tattoo of the colorful thanksgiving kind of corn in a red vase. Then I woke up for real and the first thing I did was look at my arms.